Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Breaking Non-News! Palin Not Running

Just wanna say before yall come breakin' down my door asking me to run for President, just to save ya the time and energy now that that fat guy from New Jersey has said he's not gonna run either, I figure I should let you know before that groundswell of support I could feel building out there got to be a regular Tsuranami, that I, Sarah Palin, won't be running for President either... So you don't need to bother asking.